sat was a long but fulfilling day
aei come i tell u story.
once there was a duck... whu went into a HARDWARE shop... asking the counter... "do you hav duck food for sale?"
the counter looked at the duck
'haaaaaaarlooooooow... tis is a HARDWARE shop... how can there be DUCK FOOD in a HARDWARE shop?'
so the duck left...
the second day... the duck went back... did the same thing... asked the counter... "do you hav duck food for sale?"...the counter was beginning to be annoyed...
'this is the 2nd time i m telling you... tis is a hardware shop... we dun sell DUCK FOOD... so shoooooo!' n so the duck left again... disapppointed...
the third day... the duck went back AGAIN... did the same thing AGAIN... asking the counter... "do you hav duck food for sale?"... tis time ard... the counter lady was soooo friggin pissed... told the duck...
'eh mann... if u come back one more time asking for DUCK FOOD... IN A HARDWARE SHOP... i will NAIL you to the ground...' the duck left...
the forth day... the duck ONCE AGAIN went back to the hardware shop... but tis time ard... he asked the counter... "do you hav NAILS for sale?"... the counter replied... 'oh its sold out... come back again another day... i m sorry...' than the duck IMMEDIATELY asked... "IS there duck food for sale?"... n the counter cannot nail the duck to the ground cos no more nails in the shop... hahahahas.
freaking farny right?!!
ok well yesterday was kinda busy day. njc celebrated her 37th college day. our class was supposed to b crowd control. its quite fun n cool actually. coz there wasn't even a crowd. we were told to stand at strategic spots n make sure pple r kept away from the guest of honour, mr hawazi daipi. if u say huh who is he forget it. this is the 243590875092874 time somebody asked me that. but this minister really is obscure. when i first heard his name i also went wad the toot.
n why do pple must keep away from the minister? he very anti-social isit? he got aids ar?
anyway, crowd control quite fun. after the minister left concert spending so much time in the sanctuary air con room eating like a pig w/o even touring the funfair at all (see? he very anti-social right?) then onli the guys were relieved of our duty. after which, jon n me went crazy trying to buy food to clear all our ticks. qing lun is the cleverest. never sell any, so after vip go already n quickly zao to play pool. pple like me shd learn from him.
nj funfair is called by this gay dumbdumb name funtasia. n it wasn’t fun at all. seriously regretted selling all my ticks to gil lee. cheat money one. as much as i try to like this dumb rice sack, it just makes itself all the more unlikable. (so now not onli guest of honour anti-social. this rice sack also another one)
after that went to watch da vinci code. wif me n sean smuggling all the food from nj funtasia in. ate it during the movie. was our lunch. this langdon was uber show-off. want to woo beutiful chiobu sidekick then will make random comments abt the history of this n dat place to show-off his zainess. the acting was quite flat but the soundtrack was realli apt. generally, i wd say that it was a good try.
evening went for chinese mass wif godparents so today no need to go church n can wake up late. which is y i’m here blogging....going for chinese mass gives me a feelin of how it our great great grandparents felt like to go for latin mass. mths of not speaking, reading, seeing chinese had made it seem like a foreign lang. relatives of my godparents came n sat wif us. they brought a whole bunch of boys no more than 6 yrs old. n boys cannot sit still in church. there was even a point when one of them in front stood on the pew n started jumping up n down. n beside me my godpa was making farny faces n doing baby talk wif his 2 yr old seraphin to keep her entertained so she won’t cry. n behind the boys everytime make farny sound. n got once or twice they imitate priest.
cdn’t help laughing haha. mass need to haf this kind of pple around or else i’ll fall asleep.
this wee shian sae got alot of my entries talk abt church. sae i very religious.
i take dat as a complement.
but wad kind of wipe ass conclusion is dat? doesn’t mean dat i blog abt church often means i very devout. if ur logic is true, it follows dat pple who always blog abt sch just luv going sch. n anyway sch these daes haf been so dull that the onli interesting non-routine stuff i cd actually blog abt w/o falling asleep is church.
alvin ong dozed and watched the sawdust trampled night @ 9:50 AM
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